I just drove over to get my six diet Cokes for the day. My Cokes were sitting on the porch as usual, but with a surprise much to Maggie’s chagrin. Inside the bag was Maggie’s heartworm and flea medicine plus a little note from mom including a giant cigar lighter. Mom keeps a separate calendar just to keep up with our pet’s healthcare appointments and medications. It is the kind of thing dad and I would never do. We are far too disorganized for such things.
I love you very much mom wrote initially. Be sure to give Maggie her medicines. You will procrastinate and may not give them to her for days. This worries me. I will come over and give them if you don’t. She is due today for both. I don’t want her getting heartworms and fleas. Don’t drink all your Cokes at once. Save some for later in the day when you need a boost. I know you and you will drink them all in thirty minutes. I love you. I will call you later today. I got your iTunes card. It was expensive. I got your father to pay me back for it.