Thursday, January 28, 2010

To Porn or not to Porn…

One day, George and I were sitting down at the shopping center drinking our beers hidden in paper sacks.  George said to me, “I want a computer.  I want to download pictures of black women with big butts!”  I died laughing.  I was already half drunk and he was three sheets to the wind.  He never said anything about computers ever again until today.

“I want a computer,” he told me over here last hour. “I have the money now that I am not drinking.”

“What are you going to use it for?” I asked warily, worried Mrs. Florene was going to walk in on him looking at obscene websites.

“I heard you can play poker and gamble online, and other stuff,” George replied.

I sighed with relief.  George gambling was the least of my worries.  I lectured George about porn and all the viruses and trojans that come with dabbling in it.

“If all you are going to do is play poker, games, and browse the Internet, then a cheap computer from Wal-Mart should do the job,” I told him.

George left to go buy a new computer with his new credit card.   This should prove pretty interesting.  I want to get George on instant messenger and post our conversations on the blog! LOL  Imagine the possibilities.  

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

that would be great for george to have a computer. it is nice to see him getting new hobbies now that he is not drinking. it is really cold here today. gracie hurried when she was outside and came back in really quickly which i was happy about because it was so cold with the door open. give maggie a pat for me. liz

Andrew said...

Liz,
George's old pastime was to drink and watch bad television. Now, he's got a lot of free time on his hands. I was glad to help him with a computer. I want Mrs. Florene to be able to get online for recipes, email family, etc. I just gave Maggie a pat for ya. She's laying here next to me. Give Gracie a hug!

kristi said...

My coworker's hubby calls looking at porn "doing research." LOL.

Hap Joy Free said...

be careful if he starts in on gambling online. He could replace one addiction for another! andhe can use his Credit card to gamble online, and wipe himself out financially.

ps,,i would like to see his IM's :) and how about a photo of George (If he agrees) that would be nice!

This IS The Fun Part! said...

Hap Joy Free beat me to it . . . You may have to treat George as you would a small child. Free poker sites only! Those gambling sites could be as bad for him as the drinking! Just a replacement adiction.

Okay, I'm done nagging again! Looks like you're about to take over the internet . . . OMG, you're a mogul!


Love,
Grannie

justLacey said...

Sounds like fun, I can't wait.

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