I ran out to the car to crank it to go get my Diet Cokes. "Christ!" I muttered in blasphemy. Into the car and it cranked. Heater on full blast I ran back inside.
"You're putting my cokes on the back porch?" I asked mom over the phone.
"They will be out there," she said in response.
See what well orchestrated event we have here?
Well, I flew over to mom and dad's. The heater was just getting good and warm as I arrived. I ran up the steps, grabbed my cokes, and flew back down to my warm car. Home found me shivering in my chilly home as I sipped on my ice cold Diet Cokes. Addict anyone?