I was telling dad last night that mom had told me she crapped in her pants over at Julia's yesterday. Dad burst out laughing.
"We really shouldn't be laughing about this. Ya know?" I told him.
"You're mother has been crapping in her pants for twenty years!" dad replied laughing.
We then both got to laughing about the matter. It really was nothing new that hasn't been happening for years. Mom is always on some crazy diet that keeps her stomach torn up.