Saturday, October 31, 2009


George came back by to get his whiskey.

"I poured it out!" I told him.

He wasn't pissed, but he was perturbed.

"Why are you dressed like that?" I asked of George's khaki pants and Polo shirt.

"I'm dressed as a white guy for Halloween," he said with a big toothy grin.

I burst out laughing. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen.  George relished the attention.

"Momma said I should dress this way more often," George replied.


forsythia said...

That's hilarious. On a local station, callers can send in questions, c/o "Ask De White Man" (their name for it, not mine) to a man who answers them. One of the questions was, "Why do white people always tell you how far they drove on their vacation?" I never realized we did that. Funny to see yourselves through the eyes of others.

Leann said...

Oh my Andrew. I laughed so hard when I read that. He is a funny fellow.