I hadn't shaven in several days. It will literally drive mom and dad crazy. They will gather together in an intervention of sorts.
"Shave tomorrow," dad said last night.
"I think I am going to keep a goatee," I replied.
"You look like homeless people," dad said frowning.
Mom called this morning worried. They see it as signs my mental illness is worse.
"What kind of razor do you use?" mom asked.
"Gillette Mach 3 Turbo," I replied.
"I am going now to get you a new razor and blades," mom said upon me saying my razor was dull.
Mom arrived at my house a moment ago along with Helen.
"Those blades cost $21 dollars," mom said aghast.
"You will look better after shaving baby," Helen chimed in.
I just laughed and got in the bathroom to shave. All this over a 3 day shadow.