"I can't believe I forgot your chicken nuggets," mom told me looking worried last night. "I also got you cheap cigarettes today and want to trade them back."
"Why?" I asked genuinely interested about the cigs.
"I believe those cheap cigarettes have cheap filters and will give you cancer sooner," mom told me.
I had to choke back a laugh. Mom was deadly serious though. Mom went and got me two cartons of expensive Doral Lights 100's.
"Your mother sure can get things complicated," dad said the other night. Yes, she can, but I love her to death.