I was trying to talk Ferret into taking Benadryl instead of drinking today. Ferret's drinking is getting out of hand and he is soon to be homeless again.
"You sure that shit will fuck you up?" Ferret asked.
"Take four and you will feel a mellow buzz," I replied. "Take six and you are feeling good."
"How much does it cost?"
"The generic Benadryl costs $2.99 for a 24 pack at Kroger."
I was thinking Benadryl would be better on his kidneys and liver. He would be more likely to go to sleep instead of binge drinking all night like he tends to do. It certainly is far cheaper than the $6.49 Ferret plonks down on a twelve pack of Natural Ice Beer every afternoon.