I almost had a slip up today. I drove down to Fat Albert’s to buy a case of beer. My dear friend, Miki, saved me though. She got completely pissed off at me for trying to buy that case of beer.
“I am not going to sell you that!” She said adamantly as I placed that case of beer upon the counter.
At first, I grew angry. Then I realized she was right.
I walked out to my car feeling like a total idiot. Miki followed me outside.
“I am proud of you and know Carolyn will be as well,” She said.
“I know,” I replied. “I am such a goddamned fool. Thank you.“
I drove home feeling like a total tool.